Monday, March 2, 2009

Krallice (Self Titled)





This band needs no introduction, no review, no nothing, you just need to listen to them, if you consider yourself a fan of any form of black metal, especially if you love wolves in the throne room as much as I do, you need to listen to Krallice. Also I just don't feel like writing a big long review right now, I'm mainly just putting this up for a friend, anyway, all that need be said, Krallice fuckin rocks, listen to it, and as always, if you love it, buy it. Enjoy

Monday, February 16, 2009

Nadja - Discography


Where to begin, where to begin? When thinking about what to say about Nadja words don't even enter the picture, it's like a whole other cosmic entity. The music itself is so descriptive that I find myself forgetting I'm listening to music and confuse it with, perhaps, sitting at the bottom of a vast and unmeasurable ocean, unable to move through it's black currants. Songs that make you feel like you're in I giant vector, or wind tunnel in and ancient mountain, carved by beings as old as time, and space. The music itself is a transportation to other planes where thought transcends movement, understanding, and belonging. It's easy to get captured by Nadja and forget everything, you'll find yourself, when the record is done, empty and blank, curious of what just happened, the past half hour of your life a blur that can be described only by sound, but not word. This music will take you, and then take you, and then keep you, for days, you'll find yourself humming under your breath what, too the untrained ear, would sound, unearthly, inhuman, and incomprehensible. Please, enjoy! And as always, please support. 





The Nadja Discography is as such:


Touched   [2002]
Moss/Nadja (Split)   [2003]
Skin Turns to Glass   [2003]
Corrosion   [2003]
Body Cage   [2005]
Bliss Torn from Emptiness   [2005]
Absorption   [2005]
Truth Becomes Death   [2005]
We Have Departed the Circle Blissfully   [2006]
Trembled   [2006]
Thaumogenesis   [2007]
12012291920 / 1414101   [2007]
Untitled   [2007]


(Extra stuff thats not in Pt. 1 & Pt. 2)




Sunday, January 4, 2009

GG Allin - The Troubled Troubadour


Why would I put GG Allin on this blog? Well, because face it, we're all punks on the inside, and who better to help us release our inner children then then the master mayhem. You know, the inner child who kicks sand in other kids faces, the inner child who sneaks out when his parents are sleeping and gets into papas whisky, the inner child who spray paints a penis on the preachers car, the inner child who says fuck it, i got one life to live and goddamnit i'm gonna live it the way i want, because doing what you want when you want is the only honest way to live, and cause goddamnit spray painted penises are funny. GG, you help to show  us that life is nothing but a joke, you break all matter of boundaries and you've offended just about everyone in the world, from the religious, too those of all races, sexes, sizes, and shapes. You're a total asshole, but I like ya, my dad likes ya, satan likes ya, and goddamnit that's good enough for me. enjoy. 

















Monday, November 24, 2008

Sasquatch - Discography


It's hard to get really excited and write a review about this band, I'm not that into them and if I'm in the mood for this raging breed of southern stoner rock I'll fire up some Alabama Thunder Pussy and thank the day I was born a rebel. This shit's kinda like nebula, kinda like a heavier earlier Qotsa combined with some of Fu Manchu's heavier tunes sprinkled with a bit-o the ol' orange goblin to zesty up this tasty dish and serve it to you with a side of weed salad and stir fried mushrooms. Still, when listening to this band it can't help but feel like a bit of a gimmick, are these guys really a psychedelic stoner band or are they just a bunch of washed up hippies trying to work there way into the new school (and by new school I mean not 1970) by adding some distortion, turning up their amps and adding some provocative lyrics (example: Let it in, let it in, now I pick it up, fuck it up, now i got my medicine (these guys just sound stupid when they swear)) to spice up their, otherwise, rather generic songs. Okay, so the band isn't bad, by any means, in fact they're pretty good, they just don't show off anything new and therefore fail to grab my attention and pull my in in a psychedelic maelstrom of hazy stoner goodness. Give it a listen, if you like it I'm happy for you, and if you already really dig this band then you have express permission to tell me, "fuck you, this band rocks!".  But then, if you like it you should also go buy it. Enjoy.



The Sasquatch discography (short and sweet as it is) follows as such:

Sasquatch   [2004]
II   [2006]

Monday, October 13, 2008

Coffins - Discography


Coffins; bringers of death, forebears of doom. The pinnacle of Japan's Death scene, top of the rotting flesh heap... I'm at a trying time with my blog, it's either continue to take forfuckingever to post a new piece and have a nice written statement about the band or just post a few sentences about the band and post new bands more regularly. I'm torn because, on one hand I'm sure the people reading my blog are more interested in downloading the music then reading my little ditties, but on the other hand writing something about the band gives me my own piece of mind about the band and makes me feel better about giving their music out for free... Coffins; this band rules! Hailing from Osaka they've been dishing out the death since '05 and have shown no signs of slowing their roll. Heavy and slow they wade their way across oceans of zombies slaying the mindless monstrosities with their rock! It makes me happy to see that there is some good metal music coming from Japan, I've been so sick of this J-rock nonsense it's good to know that there is something coming from the far east that isn't a bunch of crossdressing emo pussies singing about how torn their childhoods were cause they didn't get and i-pet or the latest video game like Dir En Gray , not coffins, oh no. This is metal at its finest my brothers and sisters, this is a brutal ass stomping from me too you, you're welcome.


Discography shall follow as such, heed my words, venture forth my son:


Mortuary of Darkness   [2005]


The Other Side of Blasphemy   [2006]


Buried Death   [2008]


The Cracks of Doom   [2008] 





Friday, September 5, 2008

Runemagick - Discography


Back from the dead, and admittedly it's been a while since we last spoke. The minions of darkness have called to me once again, "Jeffrey", they say, "Jeffrey, the world grows stale and dry without the music of damned to beckon the dark thunderheads from the north". "Bring Music to this land once again dark lord, make the kings tremble at your wake and the peasants run free is the street screaming "Bloodhand has bestowed us with the mighty gift of Metal once again". Rejoice fellows for fire once again rains from the sky. 
     Surte, Sweden, home to masters of Metal, death bringers of old, warriors of might and magicka. Behold, one of the greatest Metal bands of all time, Runemagick. 
     I could write some long drawn out story about where Runemagick started, who the founding members were, where they toured, yada yada ya, it doesn't matter, what matters is that you download this Discography at once, no questions asked. When the Apocalypse comes those who have the wisdom learned within these sacred scrolls of music will have a higher understanding of how to fight Hels army. Help me help you, heed my words, indulge in the sacred fruit. This isn't a blog post, this is a gift, to all my celebrated readers, to all my followers, drink up, the juice of my love, listen, support, enjoy!


(download both and decompress them at the same time to open entire file)
(note, due to a mixup I forgot to add the 2007 album Dawn of the End in the first two part download it is included as an individual download that can be accessed at the bottom of the page)

Runemagick Discography is as follows forthright:




The Supreme Force Eternity   [1998] 


Resurrection In Blood   [2000]


Enter The Realm Of Death   [2001] 


Ancient Incantations   [2001]


Sepulchral Realms   [2001]


Moon Of The Chaos Eclipse   [2002] 


Requiem Of The Apocalypse   [2002]  


Doomed By Death   [2002]


Darkness, Death, Doom & The Pentagram (DcD Edit)   [2003]


On Funeral Wings   [2004] 


Envenom   [2005] 


Black Magick Sorceress   [2006] 


Invocation Of Magick   [2006]


The Northern Lights   [2007]


Dawn Of The End   [2007]




Saturday, May 24, 2008

Vader - Discography






So, it's been a while but I'm back and have a got a reunion gift for you, a ball stomping masterwork of metal mayhem. Vader has been dishing out the most brutal death metal since before (most of) you were born and they haven't come close to stopping yet. When the drummer from your band commits suicide because he can't handle the pressure of coming up with new material to top what he's already put out (or so legend has it) you know you're is a force to be reckoned with. I had the chance to see these guys a few months back but chose to work and instead of drive two hours and get my mind blown out the back of my skull... big mistake. There really isn't much to say about Vader as Vader tends to leave most people speechless within the first minute of listening, just download it and see for yourself.  





The Vader discography was writ by the ancient gods of darkness, it read as follows:


Necrolust   [1989]

Morbid Reich   [1990]

The Ultimate Incantation   [1993]

The Darkest Age   [1994]

Sothis   [1994]

De Profundis   [1995]

Future of the past   [1996]

Black To The Blind   [1997]

Reborn In Chaos   [1997]

Kingdom   [1998]

Live In Japan   [1998]

Litany   [2000]

Reign Forever World   [2001]

Revelations   [2002]

Armageddon   [2003]

Blood   [2003]

The Beast   [2004]

The Art of War   [2005]

Impressions in Blood   [2006]